Males, on avergae, think about sex every 7 seconds. Humans are the only species on eaerth that have face-to-face sex. Twenty-five percent of sexually active people engage in anal sex. According to the World Health Organization, ther are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. Every year, 11 000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions. Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. In the U.S, there is, on average, three sex change operations per day. During the female orgasm, endorphines are released,which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
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One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door she said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door".
The man says, "Well, give me some examples."
The lady explains, "Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, an that isn't for me either." Then she said, "how do you unlock your door?"The man answered, "Well, before i do anything else, I lick the lock".
The man says, "Well, give me some examples."
The lady explains, "Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, an that isn't for me either." Then she said, "how do you unlock your door?"
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