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If you watch TV, you've probably seen those Mastercard ads where they show you how much everything costs and then give you that "emotional" appeal at the end with the tag line "there are some things that money can't buy, for everything else, there's Mastercard."
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The word FART comesfrom old English "feortan"
meaning to breakwind.
Farts have been clocked at 10 feet per second.
A person produces abouthalf a litter of farts a day.
10. You can usually find someone to do it with
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pickup where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser"
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask, your roommate for help!
